A Retail Weekend
A lot of this weekend was spent shopping.
The first stop was Nordstrom for the half yearly women and children’s sale. I like Nordstrom, but I think it’s funny how the women and children get their own sale, where the entire store is being ransacked except for this little island of menswear that doubles as a waiting room for men waiting for their wives. Susan looked at shoes and purses and I gave input. I spent a solid 10 minutes looking at these two purses that somehow looked different when they hung from a hook. On a Nordstrom-related note, I always associate the mens section with one brand - Faconnable. I never heard of that brand until I saw it Nordstrom, and whenever I see some item of clothing there, the same sequence of events happens:
(1) Ok, this [item] looks decent….
(2) It’s Faconnable…I wonder how much it cos…WHAAAAT?
Anyway, we followed that up with a trip to Banana Republic, where I spent 7 seconds in the mens section and the rest of the time in the womens section. BR is really pissing me off now. 100 dollars for a shirt. Give me a break. A few bucks more and you can get a Hugo Boss shirt….or a whole jacket.
Then we went through Americana. They have this water show that is like a mini version of the Bellagio show. It’s not bad. Then we went through H&M, and even though I have a standing theory that every American clothing chain’s most unkempt store is always in Glendale, the H&M seemed more orderly than I thought, and the men’s section had the widest selection of really [slim fitting] suiting I’ve seen in a while. Other than that, Americana was only ok. I don’t understand the Johnny Rockets knock off burger joint’s existence and location. I’m also mad because Americana caused Barnes and Noble to close its original Glendale location, which was a lot more convenient to access. On a higher note, my favorite brand name to say is Lululemon Athletica. It’s like that first word could potentially go on forever. Try it. Lulululululululululululululemon Athletica.
The next day was spent at REI, where Susan and I shopped for hiking boots. I think hiking is one of the more confusing and overly broad words that describe physical activity. It could mean you walked around the park for 10 minutes, but it could also mean that you walked uphill for 100 miles through a snowy mountain range at 15,000 feet while fending off bears. How can those two things fall under the same umbrella? Anyway, the shoes that we tried on were more for the latter form of hiking than the former. They were these big, armor-like boots that looked ultra-solid. They made me feel as if I could kick through a brick wall with them or deflect bullets with them.
I settled on a pair in 20 minutes. Susan took considerably longer. Hiking boots are tough to choose because any uncomfortable aspect of a hiking boot will be magnified over the course of a long distance hike. You start a hike thinking “that part of my shoe rubs my ankle funny” and you end the hike looking down and seeing a bloody sock and your ankle looking like a raw piece of meat. So hopefully that won’t happen to us. We also got some super socks and super underwear. By super I mean odor resisting and quick drying.
We’ve got a lot more stuff to get.